i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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