yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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