I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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