How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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