Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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