And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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