So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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