Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
too bad you live with your parents still
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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