oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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