Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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