Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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