you would pick up someone in the library
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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