Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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