So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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