Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Also, beer. Big fan.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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