Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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