Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
