We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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