i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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