fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
