after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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