seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
is it fun? or sober?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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