hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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