so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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