This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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