I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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