She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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