I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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