i jhust puked up my retainher.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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