Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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