He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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