do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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