I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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