she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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