so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
