idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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