Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
