Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just want nice things and good sex
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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