Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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