You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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