I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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