i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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