I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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