he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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