who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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