they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm bleeding and have questions
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