we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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