4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
