I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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