the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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