he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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